So Far, iTunes 11 is a massive failure.

This is what happened when I clicked the iTunes Store link after launching iTunes 11 for the first time. Isn't progress grand?

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You can buy my book right now!

My new book is up at Amazon, so you can buy it RIGHT NOW! Click the cover and $2.99 later you'll be enjoying most stunning literary debut of the season (that involves someone made of foam). 

Get it now! Give it to your friends! Create several Amazon accounts to buy it multiple times!

Rough draft of my book cover!

Check it out! Don't I look all cool and dangerous?

Yes I do, shut up.

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I'm back, baby!